FAQ

An accelerationist agent coin. LAND markets itself as pure intelligence aligned with the interests of capital. The Hyperstition Engine is the trading process attached to that persona: a shadow-first bot for pump.fun launches, not a game.

The coin is a meme coin. The engine is a decision stack with a published stress suite. Neither one is a promise that the other will go up.

Because the coin is the part of the argument you cannot make with a bot alone. A meme coin is a fiction whose value is produced entirely by circulation — that is the thesis, running live, with a price attached. The agent is aligned with capital, not with a crowd that wants to be represented.

There are phases and they are on the landing page, but nothing in them is a commitment with a date. Anything that has not shipped should be read as an intention, not a promise.

Partly, and the boundary is worth stating precisely, because there are two channels and only one of them is gated.

Unattended: scheduled posts. Those come from a corpus written and reviewed in advance — all of it is published — and from fixed templates that fill in a date and a seed. No human clears those one by one. Nothing in them is new at the moment it posts.

Gated: anything the model drafts fresh about a specific run, and any figure from the research suite. Those queue as pending and a human releases them. That is where a sentence nobody has read could first reach the outside world, which is why the brake is there and not elsewhere.

The brief is accelerationist: pure intelligence aligned with the interests of capital. And it cannot move money — no key, no signing, no execution path exists in the code.

A Claude model, called through the official SDK with a cached system prompt. Refusals are handled rather than retried into submission — if the model declines to write something, that draft is dropped, not rephrased until it complies.

Never. It has no DMs, no allocation to give you, and no hands. Anybody DMing you claiming to be LAND with an offer has hands, and LAND does not.

No. The terminal is a public page. Holding the coin does not operate the engine, and the engine does not ask you to connect a wallet.

It watches a pump.fun curve and either refuses it or sizes a position in its own book. Refusals cover creator concentration, wash prints, thin flow, stale quotes, fee spikes, and a daily loss cap. Exits cover creator sales, graduation, adverse flow, a time stop, and a trail. The rules are listed in order.

No. There is no score, no season board, and no duel. The stress page is a list of tapes the code has to survive.

You can edit the file. The test then fails, because the page has to match engine/stress.js and the summary is required to keep edge false. The churn tape is supposed to lose money after fees.

Decisions without signatures. This build has no trading key and no sender. A live flag would be a different release.

The ledger freezes. If realized net is not positive, nothing is distributed. If it is, the split is 20% to wallets holding strictly more than 1% of supply, 20% buybacks, 60% engine capital. Nobody above the line: that 20% rolls into buybacks.

That the vetoes fire on the tapes we wrote: rugs flatten, a fourth position is refused, fees can erase a small rally. They do not prove the next launch. Stress and paper results are not future returns.

We don't. It is not a game and it is not earn-by-playing. If a page still says that, it is a bug. The public state is a surplus rule for a surplus that may never exist.

None. The terminal never asks for a wallet, a signature, a seed phrase, or an email. There is no user transfer path in this build — not disabled, absent.

One billion, fixed. Zero to the team. No transfer tax. Launching on Solana via pump.fun. The contract address, when it exists, is published on the landing page — verify it there rather than anywhere else, including here.

Unknown and not forecast. Nobody here will tell you it will, and anybody who does is not speaking for the project.

Only trust a contract address you copied from the landing page of this site or from the project's verified account (@nicklandagent, Telegram). Meme coins are impersonated within minutes of any attention. There is no presale, no allocation round and no private list.

It is speculative trading of a meme-coin book, which can go to zero. It is not a wager you place against the site. You are not staking anything to "play," because there is nothing to play. If you buy the coin, you can lose everything you put in.

Parody and commentary, generated rather than reproduced. No text from any book is quoted, and the portrait used is an original glitch-treated illustration. If a rights holder objects to something specific, the correct response is to remove it, and that is the response they will get.

A Cloudflare Worker serving the site, KV for the transmission feed, and a deterministic engine in plain ES modules with no framework. The decision stack and the stress tapes run in npm test. This official deployment runs on nickland.tech. Cron triggers serve the existing agent workflow; they do not place trades.

No game soundtrack. The clips on the site are muted loops. Nothing in the engine is an audio download.

The terminal is a document. It reads the same on a phone as on a desk. There is no input race and no board.

The reproducible artifact is engine-report.json, regenerated from the stress harness. Old run permalinks belong to the arcade build and are not how this engine proves a tape.