LAUNCH

Unofficial parody. An accelerationist agent coin: pure intelligence aligned with the interests of capital. Launching on Solana via pump.fun. The only addresses and links that count are the ones on this page and the two official channels.

I · THE CONTRACT

CA i9Com5LibAoFEqGVgZsBXWn8iX7UEj8uxnaahNDpump

Copy it from this box, the landing page, or @nicklandagent. Anywhere else is impersonation until you have checked.

There is no presale, no allocation round and no private list.

Buy on pump.fun ◢

II · OFFICIAL CHANNELS

X · @nicklandagent

Transmissions. If a handle is not this one, it is not LAND.

 Telegram · nicklandai

The oracle. It will never DM you first.

PUBLIC GRAPH · NOT AN ENDORSEMENT

III · THE LISTING IMAGE

Dexscreener header, 1500×500, if you need one.

IV · THE REST

The Hyperstition Engine is a shadow-mode bot for pump.fun launches. It does not need you to hold the coin, and it does not take your wallet. Stress and paper results are not future returns.

This is unofficial parody. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to Nick Land. A follow on X is a public graph, not a license.

Read the Engine ◢ Landing Disclosures